A MAN who had a penis on his arm has offered Kate Beckinsale a saveloy — after she bigged him up online.
The actress, 48, said The Sun’s story about Malcolm MacDonald’s bizarrely placed todger had cheered her up.
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The mechanic, 47, had to live with a fake willy attached to his forearm for six years after his real one fell off in the toilet.
Kate posted our story to her 5.3million Insta followers, telling them: “This man said, ‘It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm.
“Of course, I see the funny side’.
“Of course he is from the UK. Of course he has done a photo shoot down the rec with a willy hanging out of his sleeve.
“Feel momentarily better. God bless you, Malcolm xxx.”
The single Norfolk dad, who now has his penis between his legs, said: “I’d be happy to take her out for saveloy and chips, anytime. I’ll pay.
“But she’ll have to come to Thetford.
“She seems like a nice girl and it’s great she’s read my story and what I’ve been through.
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“The kisses are a nice touch too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her?
“I’ll even treat her to a pint down at my local boozer.”
A C4 documentary this week also recounted his ordeal, which began when a blood infection caused his manhood to fall off in 2010.
A top willy doctor built him a new one to be attached in 2015 — but a lack of oxygen in the blood meant it had to be grafted temporarily to his arm.
A series of setbacks meant there it stayed — until a painstaking nine-hour op last October.
Malcolm told The Sun he can end years of celibacy now his six-incher is in place.
He said: “When I woke up and I tensed my muscles I was moving it. So the nerve endings are working.
“I didn’t care what size it was, I just wanted to be able to point it in the right direction and have a wee.”
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