Kristen Stewart has proven herself an avid fan of, ahem, herbal remedies since she was a teen. As she detailed in a Vanity Fair profile, one of her first ever encounters with the paparazzi entailed the then-18-year-old smoking pot with an ex. “I’m kind of a weirdo, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot. Big deal,” she said. Indeed, she has been dope at, erm, dope for many years, telling MTV she first learnt how to roll a joint from a prop guy at an alarmingly young age. Eisenberg, however, has disclosed that he isn’t quite as adept at joint-rolling as Stewart, per Vulture. He admitted to the outlet that he feels marijuana is an inherently selfish pursuit.
In a segment for MTV’s “Stoner Talk Show,” the duo acknowledged that they’re pots apart when it comes to weed, with Eisenberg declaring that he wasn’t high at all despite the marijuana smoke slowly suffusing the room. Meanwhile, a potentially-already-high Stewart embraced the smoky ambience, joking in typical stoner fashion that she would struggle to eat Eisenberg due to his lack of flesh. Charming.
In a video for BuzzFeed in which Stewart schooled her pal on stoner lingo, Eisenberg professed that he would be much more likely to embrace Stewart’s lifestyle if the substance didn’t impair his memory. “Be like neuroses osmosis,” Stewart joked to her skittish pal, much to his astonishment. These two may share social awkwardness, but they’re far from two peas in a pot.
