Kate Beckinsale’s sharp wit might have just attracted an unexpected admirer. The “Pearl Harbor” star shared a hilarious Instagram upload on May 4, posting a news story with the headline, “My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again.” Malcolm MacDonald, the man at the center of the piece, has since surgically regained his member in its proper spot, according to The U.K. Sun. “Of course he is from the UK,” Beckinsale quipped in her post’s caption. “Of course he has done a photo shoot down the rec with a willy hanging out of his sleeve … God bless you , Malcolm xxx.”
The tone of Beckinsale’s post might have come off too affectionate. As MacDonald told The Sun the next day, he was delighted she “read my story” and would be delighted to “take her out for saveloy and chips” or “a pint down at my local boozer.” The 47-year-old also stated, “She seems like a nice girl… The kisses are a nice touch too. I’m ready for dating again, so why not her?”
MacDonald lost his penis in 2010 as a result of a blood infection, per The Sun — though doctors grafted a temporary penis on his arm for years after. Ladies, including Beckinsale, better take note — MacDonald seems more than ready to celebrate the end to his years of celibacy. Maybe he’d enjoy kissing Beckinsale more than Colin Farrell did!
