I told my date that I broke my penis when sex went wrong – there was blood everywhere

A man has told how he broke his penis when a sexual encounter went wrong.

Brave Jordan Kelly, 24, Co Limerick stunned his date Sasha Doran, 22, on First Dates Ireland with the horrific story. 

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He had been at a student party when he slipped into a bedroom with a girl he had fancied.

Jordan, who works for Uber, said: “We were doing the thing, we were doing sex, and she decided to pull it the whole way down and she snapped my banjo string.”

He added: “It was pretty bad. I was screaming in pain and I lost a lot of blood, it was like a water gun, spraying all over the place. 

“We had to call an ambulance because I was in a bad way.”

The blood wouldn’t stop and his friends called 999.

When Jordan told his date, student Sasha, on the show about his injury she simply exclaimed: “Wow. Oh wow.”

Jordan continued: “The worst thing was my aunt is a paramedic and so I was terrified my aunt was going to have to come and look after me with my broken penis.

“It wasn’t her, thankfully.”

After he was rushed to hospital in an ambulance Jordan was forced to tell his mum what had happened.

He said: “I rang her and told her in grave detail exactly what happened.

“She found it more funny than anything else.”

Jordan says the doctor at the hospital said “It was the worst penis break he had ever seen in his life.”

He added: “I had to get it glued back together, had to go for appointments to make sure it was healing properly. 

“I thought there would have been scarring but, luckily enough, there’s none.

“I had to wait a good while for it to heal though, and it’s all back to normal, thank God.

“At the time I hated it and didn’t want to know, but nothing really fazes me and it’s something I can laugh about now.”